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Wednesday, December 22, 2004
  CyberSex and Consequences Image was too big - Clicky for in game screenshot of the Hot Chat.
You can find the whole thread here if it stays up. Its hysterical. Its topical. Hell, its Tapioca. Its everything you can ask for in a thread and more.
At the time of this writing, its an absolute monster.
1,278 replies
314,649 views.
This is killing the server owner in overage charges.. but they are keeping it up. Its absolute comedy gold.
Some significant points (Ive read thru the first 5 pages of the 26)
1 - He threatens legal action with his first post and continues it on over and over.
2 - the woman he has claimed to be his IRL (In Real Life) girlfriend comes in an says plainly that she isnt.
3 - She also mentions that she wont have anything more to do with him cause thats not her he's cybering with.
This has made the internet. Its fucking HUGE in the MMO communities. Its everywhere. And its funny mostly because he denies it so vehemently. At least thru page 5. Feel free to head over there, make a special account, laugh at his face and drop 2 bucks into the paypal for the admin. We are guessing a few thousand dollars in overage charges this month.. but thats a WAG.

The point of this is "When you fuck up, Own Up". There is an absolute lack of responsibility in the world these days. No one seems to want to say "Yeah, it was me. I fucked up. Sorry." Its either Society, Drugs / Alcohol, a Dad who didnt love him, a Mom who abused him.. something other than "Im a fucknut who shouldnt be in public".

Several years ago, I was managing a pool hall that was open to all ages. A 14 year old came in with his friends and was incredibly stoned. I walked over, noticed his pupils were so dialated that he had no color in his eyes and told him to go home. He said no, he wouldnt (I think his response was something like "FUCK YOU MAN!! YOU CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!". I explain, calmly, to him that its my bar, I can do whatever the fuck I want, if he doesnt leave I will call the police to bring him home and if he ever speaks to me like that again, he wont be able to come back to the bar. Giving his friends a pretty stern look, they grab him and leave.

I get a call from the owner a day or 2 later. He got a visit from the kids parents asking me to be fired. Why? Cause I threatened him. I almost hit him, but he was too quick. I go thru the whole "he was drugged, disruptive and antagonistic" spiel with the boss.. he knows that Im telling the truth and has already told the parents it would be better if they just let it drop and have their son not come back.

Lemme make sure everyone understood that chain. He's 14, doing drugs on a regular basis, gets asked politely to leave his regular hangout cause he's drugged, responds violently and inappropriately to someone about twice his size that he has seen throw whole gangs of kids out the bar before, gets brought home, tells his parents lies, they come down and demand I get fired, my boss tells them to not have the kid come back, they consider pressing charges against me.. wait one second. Why isnt the 14 year old in trouble for being a drug addled fuckhead? Oh.. thats right. The parents are oblivious. It wasnt my bosses place to say anything. They never spoke with me. The kid is a lying sack of shit.

Society needs a wakeup call. badly. Im not sure if its a race riot or sweeping inferno. but a nice cleansing burn couldnt hurt right now. Live by my motto. "Fucked Up? Fess Up." Life is just easier when you take responsibility for your actions.

BTW - the original poster has gone thru and created an ugly ass site with all the needed quotes extracted from the massive thread.
http://www.thedauntless.com/cecil.html

 
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
  on a humorous note While setting up this lil page dedicated to my own self-importance, I picked a template I found visually appealling.
Then it was mentioned that a friend had the same template. So I picked another.. so it wouldnt look quite identical.
And noticed that it too was one of the stock templates that another friend had used for his page.

Considering I know 3 people using this site.. and managed to pick the same template as 2 of them. Im gonna guess that this latest template is in use by someone else I know. I think I need to work some HTML or summat.
 
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
  Fads.. Bad or just Evil? I am old. I realized that when I was more interested in the local adult contemporary commercial radio station than the local privately owned rock station. I just dont have enough angst in my life to listen to some / alot of todays music. Im happily married, have a great job, own a house and cars and have an assload of stuff. I also have an IQ over 120, so I know Im not the target audience for alot of what the media shoves down my throat on a daily basis.

So while wandering thru the hellish sinkhole that is called "the mall", my friend wanted to go into Spencer's Gifts. I know I am twice the age of their average customer, but I felt generally disinterested in most of what they had to offer. As we wandered about the 20'x20' store, my friend found a few "funny" xmas gifts for people on his list and I noticed a disturbing trend. 60% of the merchandise there was not just seasonal, but trendy. And, after the 15 minutes are up, could be unsellable. For example, they had an entire stand devoted to Poker. Not just any poker mind you, but that game they play on TV. Texas Hold 'em. Now, I understand that it is a bit easier to understand and since they are shoving it down our throats, we all know how to play. Fair enuf, people want to buy gifts for their friends who are interested in it. Okay. Good party / drinking game. Thats cool. As I turned around, I saw the opposing wall. It was covered with Orange County Chopper merchandise. Everything you can imagine. Including a lil stand up for the forthcoming American Chopper Game. Then it hit me. The sheer genius and amazingly good luck the Discovery Channel has had with the Tuttles. They found 3 of the most disfunctional humans on the planet who make some really amazingly cool motorcycles and film them. Not only do they get good ratings, but they are making a fairly vast fortune in branding / merchandise. Good for them. I hates them.
Then I saw it. The Fad within the Fad. The OCC Texas Hold'em Poker Set. This was reminiscent of the Alien Autopsy game. When I saw that I said to my friend "How do they sleep at nite?" He replied "On a bed filled with Money. Duh." He was right.
As I saw the sheer levels of absolute shit that Americans buy on a daily basis, I got sad. We are becoming what our parents warned us about. A nation of consumers, consuming more and more shit with less and less intrinsic value every year. And I have decided that I will be blaming Naugahide for the collapse of modern civilization when it occurs.
 
  How do you join the Church? The Church of FoF opens its doors and arms to everyone. The only requirement is that you evangelize the word to all that you meet. Try it today.. manage to fit FoF into conversation with someone. Spread the word. Speak unto the masses.

Oh. You can also send me 20 bucks. I accept paypal.

You can also sign up for the message boards of the Church - Clicky
There you can speak with other parishoners who are already spreading the word. Most of whom are playing World of Warcraft, Everquest 2, City of Heroes or Yahoo! Fantasy Football.

The Church is here and I am the Pastor.
 
  FoF? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fof&r=f

Please see Descriptions 1 and 3.

What is the Church? Glad you asked. Its a non-demoniational place for all and sundry to spread the word of FoF. Its a great word. Please try to use it daily. Parishioners of FoF are seeing penetration in countries such as Austria, England and Holland. Over 34 states have reported "FoF Hearings". The word is spreading folks. Hop on the bandwagon, join the crusade and reap the benefits of getting in early to this fad.

More on fads later.
 
  Green Mind Ive had it up to here listening to a small group of people try to put down America.
America is the greatest land on Earth.
Frankly, Im getting a little pissed off.
Go To Hell.


 
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